A patient, loyal man

Section 122, Row 10, Seat 5

The Minnesota Twins haven't won a baseball game since the season started. Oh Fer Nine. Yup.
No matter, diehard fan Pat Minelli proudly displays his e-tickets. He'll be there for Saturday's game against the Angels. Moreover, he thinks he'll bring them the first win.
"Teams go into slumps all the time and nobody thinks anything of it," Pat rationalized out loud over a Bud Light at today's employee departure party. "It's just that this slump comes at the beginning of the season. And we're not the only one. Atlanta hasn't won anything yet either."
OK Pat. Enjoy the game. Kathleen thinks you're wonderful. She's still a fan too.

Spring has sprung

Early chives, lower left, already greening up the banks. Need spreading.

We didn't even have time to get the island launched.

We spread a new black fabric liner over the artificial pond island last night, figuring jet black would absorb radiation and prove a warming enticement to cold-blooded creatures.  Sure enough, this morning as the sun began fulfilling a promised 72 degree day, our first turtle of the season clawed its way aboard, raising its head high after a winter buried in mud.

Must feel good. Still shy and skittish, though, the turtle dived back into the deep when our nesting mallard drake swooped over. They'll share nice soon enough.

Lots to do today. Hope to get the waterfall pump started and the fish condo anchored and the island positioned and early chives transplanted and a round of golf. . .

Ain't spring wonderful?

Roughneck

With a stretch of warm weather on the horizon, our landscape crews fired up the leaf blowers and started the annual spring cleanup. . . setting the stage for what may be the biggest coincidence of the year so far.
Meet Al Cardwell. "I'm glad to get back into this line work," he smiled after introducing himself today, "I've been working on an oil rig the past five years."
"Oh yeah? North Dakota?
"Yup"
"I have family near Watford City."
"Watford? You're from Watford? I know Watford City. I drilled in the Keene area."
"You're kidding.  I'm not from Watford, actually. I'm from Minnesota. I have cousins in Keene, but it is such a small town I didn't think you'd know the name. I used to work on their farm during summers."
"Are you kidding? I know Keene like the back of my hand."
And so began an animated conversation about the Rolfsrud Ranch, Demmick Lake, and other western North Dakota landmarks over the Bakken Shale.
No, Al didn't drill on Grandma and Grandpa's land, somebody else did. . . but he could have. He knows about the bitter winters, the crowds and traffic jams, and having his rig shot at by locals not happy with the intrusions brought by the oil companies.
Yeah, small world, we agreed, as he fired up the leaf blower again.

Burning down the house

Even firefighters can be mesmerized by a roaring fire. Training done, these men paused to watch
the old corner ranch house reduced to embers.

Every time we come home, we pass a house at the intersection of County Roads 78 and 79, but no more. The Shakopee Fire Department, after practicing there for weeks, finally burned it down during their weekly Saturday morning training exercise. We're not sure what happens next at this busy corner, some say the school is going to put in some athletic fields. But that's just hearsay, something you'll never see here.

Duane "Farmer" Bartos

Duane, far right

One of the Big Boys we looked up to in our one-room Country School was Duane Bartos. Barnyard strong, intelligent, boisterous and possibly teacher's pet, he sat in the row of big desks on the other side of the room in a plaid flannel shirt and was too much older for a second-grader to get to know. But he was kind, and never to be feared.

You can look up a memory or two of Duane on this blog if you put his name in the search box above. Duane died yesterday, his sister Lorlee is our age and our pal, and she let us know about it. Today she sent along this obituary, which is a much better read than most and worthy of this good man.

Duane John Bartos, 72, of Roberts, WI passed away unexpectedly, despite his battle with cancer, on April 7, 2016.


Duane grew up on the family farm, with his rambunctious siblings, in Alexandria, MN and attended the University of Minnesota. In 1969, he married Barb Amdahl and they eventually moved to Roberts to start raising their family. Duane continued to work in the Cities as a mechanic. He was a twenty-four year member of the National Guards and proud to be so. He served as cook and enjoyed all the hassle that went with it, although he probably gave as much as he got. In his later years, he started doing the major cooking at home and could really make killer good gravy, chili, anything that he could experiment with his own seasonings. Unfortunately it was after the kids had all left home so they missed out on most of it, except for left-overs. He loved watching football, wrestling, and DWTS on TV, but he was an even bigger reader. He always had a book in the car in case he had time to kill. Depending on the season, he looked forward to going to the races or playing cards. His other big love was gardening and cutting wood, he was happy when he was working outside. This last summer he lost the "corn in the garden" battle with the squirrels but was planning how to outsmart them this year. Duane also really enjoyed his travels to foreign countries and their rich, diverse histories.

Duane is survived by his loving family: wife Barb, children Bart (Tim) wife Julianne, Tamara husband Kent, and Chris, and the most special people in the world to him, his granddaughters Kaitlyn and Mackenzie. Also survived by the aforementioned rambunctious siblings: LuAnn Schrader, Lorlee Bartos, MaryJo Bartos, and Stephen (Doreen) Bartos. Duane was preceded in death by his parents John and Clara Bartos and brother-in-law Dick Schrader.

Duane, we love you and we will always miss you, but no, you can not have the remote.

A Memorial service will be 12pm (noon) Wednesday April 13th at the O'Connell Family Funeral Home; 520 So. 11th Street in Hudson. Private interment with full military honors provided by the New Richmond American Legion Post will be in the Warren Cemetery in Roberts. Visitation will be on Tuesday from 5 until 8pm at the O'Connell Family Funeral Home of Hudson as well as one hour prior to the service at O'Connell's Wednesday morning.

Finally, it's Solveig's turn

Move over, Seagram's.

Bob Suel is our only customer who enjoys having a gin and tonic -- and then only in the good old summertime. So Stan's sister Solveig's thoughtful gift of Solveig Gin has perched unopened on the family bar for quite some time now.

Solveig spotted the distinctive bottle on a road trip in Minnesota and was so taken by the label that she bought a fifth for her host, who sadly has but a mere line of carpentry tools with his name on them. Solveig Gin is the first release from Far North Spirits, a craft distillery located on a fourth generation working family farm in northwestern Minnesota.

Although rushing the summer drinking season somewhat, Bob gamely presided over the grand opening of the gift bottle this afternoon, as he settled in for a comprehensive after-work chat and samples of Kathleen's fresh home-baked coffee cake.

Ice, Canada Dry tonic water and Solveig Gin stirred in a tall glass. Bob sipped, swished and gave his immediate blessing -- soon requesting another round. A fresh, clean taste, he said. When asked for more a more in-depth description, Bob paused.

Family friend and Gin Critic Bob Suel

So Stan read: "Offering a nose of citrus, pine cones, and a hint of lavender, Solveig combines a creamy entry with an almost ethereal lightness on the palate. Complex and concentrated in the glass after twenty-four hours of air, the gin shows exceptional balance in the mid-palate, with added flavors of thyme and coriander. The finish is rich, persistent, and almost cool, with lingering notes of black olives and fresh grain."

"Yeah," replied Bob. "What he said!"

So here's to yah, Solveig!

Neighborhood night

John and Mary, Kathleen and Stan, Tom

Between snowbirds spread from Florida to Arizona and spring cleaning responsibilities, attendance was a bit slim at tonight's neighborhood gathering for April. Nonetheless, fun was had by all, with Kathleen making one of her first public appearances since her unfortunate face plant. Tom, who's working his busy tax business these days, had our waitress take a photo to transmit to his good wife who is staying at the family condo in Florida. In turn, she replied with a gorgeous photo of tonight's sunset over the Gulf of Mexico.
Well played, Sandy.

Condominium developer

Fish condo project complete.

Reducing slime and muck in the pond meant reducing plant materials that allow the production of the elements that create algae and other micro plants that cloud the water. That in turn decreased the amount of cover for the fish, which in turn created an opportunity for another permanent resident, our snapping turtle, who took full advantage of the situation.

Tightening the zip ties

In an attempt to restore some balance to this little world, yesterday the caretakers set about to build a five-story condominium to give the fish a fighting chance, a place to hide that wouldn't create oxygen depleting algae.

Midway through the project,
a check with the Inspector.

A trip to Lowe's for 20 feet of drain tile and 200 zip ties provided material for an afternoon project. When the water warms, we'll tie it to an anchor and sink the fish condo and invite the renters. No snappers allowed.

Ready for sinking under the water. Only little turtles and fish can swim inside, no monsters.

Oh, by the way

Hai in his Virtual Office over the Pacific Ocean.
He solves technical problems for the newspaper company from remote locations.

So excited was he to report landing a 50 pound ocean sea bass near San Diego, Hai forgot to report what some might consider the actual highlight of the day. Photos of his huge catch were duly posted here a couple of days ago. But there are no photographs of a stunning event that had occurred earlier in his voyage: A grey whale gently breeched not 20 feet from his bobbing kayak. This amazing detail emerged in a telephone conversation today, he had forgotten the thrilling experience when it was replaced by another: the giant sea bass that took his hook and exhausted him during a half-hour battle.

File photo courtesy NOAA.gov

Next time, he says, he'll stow a waterproof camera and get a closeup of the friendly grey monster. (Hopefully, this isn't a once-in-a-lifetime experience. The whales are regular visitors to this area.)
Best of luck, Capt. Ahab.

And no, this really happened. It's not an April Fools joke.