Our neighbor across the street, Leno Masolini, looked in amazement at his tennis partner's crooked, deformed fingers this morning as the duo prepared for a match at the Saddlebrooke clubhouse. The partners faced a difficult match this morning and viewing Southpaw Steve's permanently jammed fingers didn't add to Leno's confidence that they might prevail. Leno nicknamed Steve "Big Thunder." We don't know why... but we have our theories. Stan and Virgil will shop for a used golf cart this morning.
(Leno as in "Lean Oh," not Leno as in Jay.)