And the winner is. . . Ralph Lauren Chocolate Brown VM23.
We bought a gallon at Home Depot for $28 and a brush for $12 and a roller cover for $4. The rest of the sundries, tape and dropcloths, we found in the garage.
Stand by while we get it spread. If your color monitor isn't showing a true color, get a carton of chocolate milk and pour it into a bowl. That's what is going on the wall.
The carpet is still pink under the dropcloths. Still pink. Oh. If you can't remember what pink looks like, for your convenience we have included a sample, at right.
Stay tuned.