"W" will be in Eden Prairie today, raising money for Sen. Norm Coleman's run against Al Franken. He is being hosted by Bill Austin, potential billionaire (if he would ever sell his hugely successful hearing aid company), who made W's hearing aid as well as the hearing aids of other presidents.
We're not sure how close brother Virgil lives to Mr. Austin, but we're pretty sure he didn't cough up for the $1,000 ticket, or the $14,000 fee to be named "host."
Let's see, between the bridge collapse, Hiway 212 construction, wet roads, maintenance just about everywhere, and now the presidential motorcade, it would probably be a good day to just stay home.