We stopped across the hall on our way to a resident's association meeting tonight and found our neighbor Aaron with his girlfriend. . . and a horny mountain goat. It may be cold and nasty outside in Minneapolis, but it was quite tropical and downright wild on the tenth floor. Stan has agreed to help Aaron mount the goat head to his condo wall. Aaron inherited the trophy from a grandfather or something. Every bachelor pad should have one. Mecca, Aaron's pit-bull-border-collie rescue dog, isn't so sure, but is trying to make an adjustment.
