Really, she's okay, but thanks for all the cards and letters

Kathleen's recent fender bender that resulted in $1700 damage to her rear bumper has unleashed a flood of messages of concern. "It is so gratifying to know that so many people care about me," Kathleen told a reporter today.
So far, personal letters from three law firms have arrived in our mailbox, each one expressing deep concern about Kathleen's rights, and offering free consultation and a professional analysis of her situation by a qualified member of the Minnesota Bar.
Today she received another kind letter, sent from a prestigious Calhoun Beach Club address, which thoughtfully included an eight-page color brochure entitled "The Facts About Auto Injuries." The sender, Strauman Holistic Chiropractic, generously included a "Gift of Health" certificate for a "FREE Trigger Point Therapy Massage," (offer valid for 10 Days).
Isn't it nice to know that when bad things happen so many people care about you?