Our NASCAR neighbors motored on down to Kansas City to get up to date on the fast cars at the big Sunday race. Saturday night they cheered the winning Minnesota Twins, who happened to be in town for a big weekend. Naturally our representatives did some bar-hopping at the local establishments as well.
John, a gentleman of culture and refinement, politely ordered his Martini.
He forgot he was in Missouri.
They served him a handful of olives swimming in a giant Margarita... with two straws.
Ah well, drink up, John. Hurry home. We'll fix ya'll a nice cool Slurpee.
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| Photo via Sandy's steady cam. |
