If you must know, I made it in kindergarten. . .

Emily continues: "Hey, it's not just hats and balloons in my all-day kindergarten you know. Yes, we made these crowns, but we also do lots of take-away. How much is five take-away three? Two. See? And we add. And we read too. 'Go, Dog, Go.' And this week we don't have school because of Thanksgiving so Grandma and Grandpa came over today while Mom did some stuff. We went to Costco and ate free samples for lunch. The best was scalloped potatoes and ham. They were gone when Grandpa got there. Too bad! When we were checking out, I told Grandpa 'I have to go to the baño,' because I couldn't wait and he knew what I meant, so Grandma took me to the baño (I'm learning Spanish now too) and I peed while he paid."