When a tree grows beyond its usefulness on a typical small lot in LA, it can present a series of perplexing engineering challenges. Thoughtlessly chopping a tree off at its base usually risks numerous bad outcomes and a possible appearance on YouTube if not America's Funniest Home Videos.The neighbors across the street from Randy's terrace proved equal to the puzzlement they faced when their burgeoning camphor tree threatened to take over their back yard, blocking the sun and threatening to take out the garage.
Ben and Fione attacked the problem with aplomb. Plotting strategy like commanders in a military operation, they divided the war into manageable battles, pressing their campaign with the stout courage of veteran urban foresters, armed with an aluminum ladder, a long rope and a rented chainsaw on a stick.
Eventually the saw was deemed too dull to continue and the operator was tiring, so a cease fire was declared and the final remains of the now-denuded torso stood over the backyard carnage against a bright blue sky. The sun shined brightly through the new opening, giving promise that new grass and plantings will flourish beneath it.
Last evening Ben, grateful for the encouragement and assistance, brought over the fixings for kicky Moscow Mules, made with a fresh-squeezed lime, vodka and Cock & Bull Ginger Beer. Tall icy glasses of the concoction were enjoyed on Randy's Terrace, along with toasts and briefings to anyone interested in the day's successful campaign.
