Catwoman in good shape after brawl with Jack Sparrow

Photo by Kathleen

Appeared to be sober today

We dropped by the Kodak Theater this morning to observe preparations for the Academy Awards and to check on the welfare of Catwoman, recently reported here as having been in a nasty brawl with a drunken, irate Jack Sparrow in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater.
Police were called, medical attention was given and news stories were filed. Catwoman assured Stan today that she's fine, but she's keeping her distance from the pirate, and so far so good.  This was confirmed by her workmate, Alice in Wonderland. The surly pirate, who doesn't look at all like Johnny Depp, lurked in the distance, presumably still leery of the Catwoman's claws and mace. (See photo -- we didn't pay him for it) The Catwoman was most grateful for our concern and did her best to show it and split our tip with her pal.
We looked around Hollywood Boulevard some more, but there was no sign of Sponge Bob Square Pants, who is seen being beaten silly by a perturbed purse-wearing tourist on a popular YouTube video. Bob, it is said, would have made a better accounting of himself, but his constricting square pants outfit kept him from getting any leverage on his swings.