She stood in line for us. |
It may not have had the intensity of a Black Friday door busting, but Jennifer said there was nonetheless plenty of excitement and anticipation all along the polite and lengthy customer queue. We can happily report now that the line kept good order. No one tried to rush the turkey truck.
Jennifer proudly delivered the prize to our basement beer fridge last night and we then learned that it is a: (deep breath now) fresh, never frozen, free range, all natural, no antibiotics, no artificial ingredients, minimally-processed bird, from a local farm about 20 minutes from the store, a healthy 16-pounder.
Just so you know.
Further, we believe that our bird lived a happy, productive life scratching about on a peaceful farm in the rolling hills near Cannon Falls, immediately before experiencing sudden trauma to the neck area.
Just so you know.
Further, we believe that our bird lived a happy, productive life scratching about on a peaceful farm in the rolling hills near Cannon Falls, immediately before experiencing sudden trauma to the neck area.