Tuesday, March 11, 2014

O Argentina!

Stan's sister Sosie and her phlegmatic husband, Wm. Oddway, have apparently gone native in Argentina. According to their latest South American dispatch, the dashing couple, one a Norwegian Lutheran and the other of an uncertain Pentecostal past, has rented clothing and is receiving Tango dancing instruction somewhere near Buenos Aires. Mother has warned Sosie about this kind of thing.
Nevertheless, we are pleased to see the wanderers back together again. Earlier, the recently-retired Wm. O. was photographed on a ski lift without his belly pouch, paired with an unidentified blonde, and ascending a mountain with no clear purpose stated. Adding to this risky business: neither one was wearing a seat belt.
Sosie's husband ascending a mountain on a ski lift with an unidentified blonde. Look closely.
 Particularly suspicious is the fact that anyone can see that there is no snow.