A Grand Day

Sunny skies and 66 degrees brought Stan's pal Bob over to the house for a cold one to celebrate an unusual March day. The golf course will open tomorrow, its earliest opening ever in the history of the world, according to the boss. The warm weather will last at least a week, it is said. Bob, who raises fish and maintains a summer pond, told Stan there is no chance any of Stan's goldfish will survive in his pond. We shall see.
Stan emailed his golf partner to see about a game tomorrow. Got this response:

I'm in India - will visit the Taj Mahal today.  Talk to you when I get back.
Greg