What nice thing can you say about an unwanted creature of the deep frequenting your pond and the prime suspect in the murder of 24 beautiful goldfish?
You'll forgive our intolerance as we bait a live trap with Stan's athletic socks stuffed with stinky offal in hopes of capturing and removing this curse. The trigger has been adjusted to ignore the lightweights that are sharing the island with this interloper, we still love the little painted ones… they live and let live.
Not so the gross snapping turtle with its voracious appetite and prehistoric manners.
Just swim this way, sir, just a bit closer, come on now. . .