We've gotten used to golfers wandering around in the yard, hunting for a sliced Titleist, but this is something entirely different. We looked up from the coverage of the Republican National Convention tonight to see a pair of barefoot lads in our outback, eyes fixed on their devices. A very unconventional evening, indeed.
So the kids are still out there looking for the Polka Man? The one from North Dakota?
We didn't tell them where to look. And we didn't yell at them to get off the lawn either.
We just went back to our easy chairs, changed the channel. and settled in with the Minnesota Twins.
The world is changing too fast, we need something predictable: Detroit is leading 1-0.
