Since I have no idea what “woke” means, I asked her if she
thought eating the toast with avocado was being “woke.”
“Only if you have nuts
on it,” she quickly texted back.
Ah, at last, someone to cut through it all and
bring some sense to the confusion. Now I’ve always known I was a tree-hugger, but I could never tell if that was a good or bad thing. And who the hell is
Karen? She seems to be everywhere.