These two riverboat hustlers, shown in an old file photo, adrift on the Mississippi River in a rainstorm, got a dose of their own medicine today when Stan and Steve whipped them in a fair fight on the Catalina Mountain course. Known widely to honest Saddlebrooke citizens as Mac and The Cheese, these men have parlayed mediocre skills into an intimidating juggernaut of pressure and confidence. Nonplussed by sleight of hand and psychological warfare, our heros pressed on. Tonight a feast will be presented to the victors, with hole-by-hole analysis the dominant table topic. Mr. Robertson lost the $8 snake when he three-putt the final green. Defiant to the end, Robertson ignored the sprinklers spraying recycled effluent high into the air and missed the cup by one slippery inch.
