Immediately after the wedding this spring, it seemed like the new husband was always the one pushing the bins to the curb on trash day. Now, not so much. Nosy neighbors with nothing better to do have observed that, recently, it is now the bride who pushes the trash. Frankly, that's okay. No offense intended, Vance, but nothing boosts neighborhood morale more than a fresh, attractive garbage hauler in high heels.
