Somebody call the Plumber! The pipes have arrived.

Russ is a soft-spoken, understated guy, so he couldn't be goaded into showing off and flexing his big pipes for this photo. The buff, powerful gentleman handles our big 12x24 inch tiles like a dealer playing a deck of cards, popping them into place with a flip of his wrist. Russ is ramrodding our 1,600 square foot tile project and he's got a big crew of reinforcements arriving here shortly.
We trust everything will remain under control. It appears that Russ can take care of himself.
By the way, that's a sturdy level and an eight foot long steel straight edge in his strong hands. Two very good things to have when you're installing tile.