"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. "
Winston S. Churchill
In front of their place there is now a big red dumpster, which is intriguing, because they have a new home, which is certainly not ready for remodeling. Anyway, one day, set forlornly beside this big, red dumpster was a used, smallish, round-top dining table.
Nobody was at home when I grabbed their table and tossed it in the back of the Rendezvous, so Derek and Elaina still have no idea who it was who scarfed up their old dining table that day. One wonders who they think it might be. Perhaps some nice young couple, down on their luck, now enjoying hearty family dinners on their newly-acquired round dinette? Sorry to disappoint. Here's my story:

In Arizona, we scoured the Golden Goose and other thrift stores and came up with a few books written by others about Churchill and his era, (his buddy, FDR, etc.) but so far little from his hand. Please examine your holdings. and if you have any such dusty tomes, we can deal.
I would like to shelve my modest collection appropriately, adjacent to a portrait I have of Mr. Churchill that I got off the internet and framed. The bookshelf should be substantial and of good character, befitting its burden.
And so, the table becomes a bookshelf.
My readings have shown how Churchill valued innovation and invention and encouraged citizens to sacrifice and make do with scarce and limited resources. No matter what others may think, I'd like to believe this wise statesman would cheer my dive into the neighbor's dumpster.
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