You gotta hear this idiot reporter on Fox News explaining the reason they haven't been drilling in North Dakota until now: It's because the oil was buried under the big lake! Now that science has figured out a way to get under Lake Sacajawea, the Arabs are screwed. Hilarious. Click on the Bakken Shale Link below, then click on the Fox video for a good laugh.
Also see the dry comments from the locals who saw the report.