Next stop, IKEA

Looking for a white, 16-inch wide cabinet, with four drawers, two shelves, for immediate installation in the new and improved master closet. Will be heading to IKEA this afternoon, now that the blizzard has changed its mind about paralyzing I-494 again. Anybody care to join us there for Swedish meatballs? Also need to find some white vinyl wallpaper from one of those Menardish bargain boxes to hang in the closet. Seen any?
Mudding and taping going well, hung the door frame this morning. Homemade dentil moulding applied shortly.

Big news from Cousin Arnold: His famous daughter, Erika Rolfsrud, is the understudy for Susan Sarandon on a new Broadway production. We'll post details soon. Erika got rave reviews in St. Louis, says he.