Friday, June 10, 2011

Hey. That's the neighbor's dog in our yard

Rules is rules. Life is simple.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. Put the lid down when you're finished. Yield to pedestrians. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to pee. Don't spit into the wind. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are, "I apologize" and "you are right." Keep your eye on the ball. Be a responsible pet owner. Be a good neighbor.

And remember, the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.