Parking lot innovator uses a balanced approach

A balanced approach.

Phil the Panhandler works the Rouses grocery parking lot on a bicycle. This mechanical innovation brings two distinct advantages:

1. He can efficiently cover more ground, doesn't have to wait for people to come to him, he can wheel right up to you as you stow your groceries.
2. Long before he can be kicked out of the lot for panhandling customers, he's already gone.

Phil says that despite appearances, he is not a New York Yankees fan. Somebody gave him the ball cap.
So where did you get the bike, Phil?
Oops. There goes Phil.