Friday, April 15, 2016

A patient, loyal man

Section 122, Row 10, Seat 5
The Minnesota Twins haven't won a baseball game since the season started. Oh Fer Nine. Yup.
No matter, diehard fan Pat Minelli proudly displays his e-tickets. He'll be there for Saturday's game against the Angels. Moreover, he thinks he'll bring them the first win.
"Teams go into slumps all the time and nobody thinks anything of it," Pat rationalized out loud over a Bud Light at today's employee departure party. "It's just that this slump comes at the beginning of the season. And we're not the only one. Atlanta hasn't won anything yet either."
OK Pat. Enjoy the game. Kathleen thinks you're wonderful. She's still a fan too.