Sunday, July 16, 2023

At last, some clarity

Texted my big sister, Becky, in West Des Moines as usual this morning,  remarking that I was eating an Avocado toast for breakfast. We chat a lot, you see, and have used up many topics, please understand. 

Since I have no idea what “woke” means, I asked her if she thought eating the toast with avocado was being “woke.” 

“Only if you have nuts on it,” she quickly texted back. 

Ah, at last, someone to cut through it all and bring some sense to the confusion. Now I’ve always known I was a tree-hugger, but I could never tell if that was a good or bad thing. And who the hell is Karen? She seems to be everywhere.