Aloha. If you are a relative of my dear sister Linda, you are invited to the exclusive "Letnes Luau," a gathering of three generations of her progeny all in one room, a rare occurrence given scheduling conflicts these days. Details will arrive later, but with the preponderance of vegans, vegetarians, animal rights people, Jews and Moslem friends, and just plain fussy eaters, let it be known that no pigs will be harmed in the production of the Hawaiian feast, despite tradition and expectation. A special ukulele artist has been secured to provide authentic atmosphere. Hawaiian shirts, etc encouraged. Leis provided. No beach balls please.
