Correction

An error in a previous post has been brought to our attention: The Ancient Age Bourbon Whiskey I drank upon arrival last night was not purchased by Virgil, as originally reported. In fact, it was purchased by Stephen. The sandwich I am enjoying tonight as I post this, made from Butterball Extra Thin Sliced Honey Roasted Turkey Breast and Hillshire Farm Ultra-Thin Deli Select Honey Ham on Oroweat Health Nut Original Bread with butter and mayo and pickles was provided by Virgil. We regret the error and apologize for any confusion this unintentional oversight may have caused.